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Why don’t dogs wear shoes?
Because anybody who wears shoes without at least having trousers on looks a bit freaky. And it’s really hard to find dog trousers (plus dressing up dogs is super creepy). Also, dogs don’t mind...
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Would poodles look good if they had straightened hair?
No. . . . . . . . Do I really have to go into more detail? Okay. I’ll try. I don’t have anything against poodles, and really, I should probably be mounting a defence of curly hair here (my own hair...
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Is milky tea the most comforting drink in the world?
OhmygodIwantacupoftea. So the answer isn’t quite yes, but only because there are a few dependent variations on this. Partly it’s just because I take my tea without milk and now (after struggling for a...
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Where’s Wally?
There he is. My two abiding memories of Where’s Wally are frustration and the cartoon series, which had a certain coolness to it, despite being boring, and contained the ridiculous notion that Wally...
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Why does fried food taste so good?
There’s an evolutionary explanation, apparently. In short, back in the days of roaming nude around the savannah (we’ve all been there, face it), fat and salt (and sugar) were hard to come across but...
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